Lost time is never found again.
~ Benjamin Franklin
Always strive to excel, but only on weekends.
There aren't enough days in the weekend.
I hate weekends because there is no stock market.
Only Robinson Crusoe had everything done by Friday.
Sunday clears away the rust of the whole week.
Living up to ideals is like doing everyday work with your Sunday clothes on.
Every man has a right to a Saturday night bath.
Lyndon B. Johnson
There is little chance that meteorologists can solve the mysteries of weather until they gain an understanding of the mutual attraction of rain and weekends.
Why wait for the weekend to have fun
The rhythm of the weekend, with its birth, its planned gaieties, and its announced end, followed the rhythm of life and was a substitute for it.
F. Scott Fitzgerald
Give a man a fish and he has food for a day; teach him how to fish and you can get rid of him for the entire weekend.
Weekends are a bit like rainbows; they look good from a distance but disappear when you get up close to them.
The only reason why we ask other people how their weekend was is so we can tell them about our own weekend.
The feeling of Sunday is the same everywhere, heavy, melancholy, standing still.
Weekends don't pay as well as weekdays but at least there's football.
Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.
Better days are coming. They are called Saturday and Sunday.
Life is a wretched gray Saturday, but it has to be lived through.
Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you.
Most people are in a factory from nine till five. Their job may be to turn out 263 little circles. At the end of the week they're three short and somebody has a go at them. On Saturday afternoons they deserve something to go and shout about.