Always strive to excel, but only on weekends.
Richard Rorty - Keyword(s):

There aren't enough days in the weekend.
Rod Schmidt - Keyword(s):

Sunday clears away the rust of the whole week.
Joseph Addison - Keyword(s):

I hate weekends because there is no stock market.
Rene Rivkin - Keyword(s): Investment

Only Robinson Crusoe had everything done by Friday.
Anonymous - Keyword(s): Procrastination

Living up to ideals is like doing everyday work with your Sunday clothes on.
Ed Howe - Keyword(s): Perfection

Every man has a right to a Saturday night bath.
Lyndon B. Johnson - Keyword(s):

The rhythm of the weekend, with its birth, its planned gaieties, and its announced end, followed the rhythm of life and was a substitute for it.
F. Scott Fitzgerald - Keyword(s):

There is little chance that meteorologists can solve the mysteries of weather until they gain an understanding of the mutual attraction of rain and weekends.
Arnot Sheppard - Keyword(s): Weather

Give a man a fish and he has food for a day; teach him how to fish and you can get rid of him for the entire weekend.
Zenna Schaffer - Keyword(s): Fishing

Why wait for the weekend to have fun
Loesje - Keyword(s):

The only reason why we ask other people how their weekend was is so we can tell them about our own weekend.
Chuck Palahniuk - Keyword(s):

Weekends are a bit like rainbows; they look good from a distance but disappear when you get up close to them.
John Shirley - Keyword(s):

The feeling of Sunday is the same everywhere, heavy, melancholy, standing still.
Jean Rhys - Keyword(s):

Weekends don't pay as well as weekdays but at least there's football.
S.A. Sachs - Keyword(s):

Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.
Bill Watterson - Keyword(s):

Better days are coming. They are called Saturday and Sunday.
Anonymous - Keyword(s):

Life is a wretched gray Saturday, but it has to be lived through.
Anthony Burgess - Keyword(s):

Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you.
Ogden Nash - Keyword(s):

Most people are in a factory from nine till five. Their job may be to turn out 263 little circles. At the end of the week they're three short and somebody has a go at them. On Saturday afternoons they deserve something to go and shout about.
Rodney Marsh - Keyword(s):