The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome.
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Burn rubber, not your soul, baby.
Craig Fernandez - Keyword(s):

Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead.
Mac McCleary - Keyword(s): Driving , Patience

If you don't ride in the rain, you don't ride.
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People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs.
Anonymous - Keyword(s): Animal Rights

Everyone crashes. Some get back on. Some don't. Some can't.
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Catching a yellow-jacket in your shirt at seventy miles per hour can double your vocabulary.
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Life may begin at 30, but it doesn't get real interesting until about 150.
Anonymous - Keyword(s):

Bikes don't leak oil, they mark their territory.
Anonymous - Keyword(s):

Never ride faster than your guardian angel can fly.
Anonymous - Keyword(s):

The perfect man? A poet on a motorcycle.
Lucinda Williams - Keyword(s):

Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul.
Anonymous - Keyword(s):

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking.
Anonymous - Keyword(s):

You're the guy that'll be sneaking out of your bedroom at three o'clock in the morning to look at your bike.
Paul Teutul - Keyword(s):

When you're riding lead, don't spit.
Anonymous - Keyword(s):

Faster, faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death.
Hunter Thompson - Keyword(s):

A motorcycle functions entirely in accordance with the laws of reason, and a study of the art of motorcycle maintenance is really a miniature study of the art of rationality itself.
Robert M. Pirsig - Keyword(s):

What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor.
David Perry - Keyword(s): Bicycling

I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
Anonymous - Keyword(s): Driving , Health

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window.
Anonymous - Keyword(s):

Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes.
Anonymous - Keyword(s):

Two-lane blacktop isn't a highway - it's an attitude.
Anonymous - Keyword(s):

It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed.
Anonymous - Keyword(s):

Work to ride and ride to work.
Anonymous - Keyword(s):

If you ride like there's no tomorrow, there won't be.
Anonymous - Keyword(s):

That's all the motorcycle is, a system of concepts worked out in steel.
Robert M. Pirsig - Keyword(s):

Keep the paint up, and the rubber down!
Anonymous - Keyword(s):

Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle.
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