Give me chastity and continence, but not yet.
~ Saint Augustine
Las Vegas Quotes
Las Vegas - my favorite desert mirage.
For a loser, Vegas is the meanest town on earth.
Hunter S. Thompson
Retirement is like a long vacation in Las Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money.
I mean, what do you do in Las Vegas? You gamble - and you go to strip clubs.
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.
Las Vegas: all the amenities of modern society in a habitat unfit to grow a tomato.
There is always a sneer in Las Vegas. The mountains around it sneer. The desert sneers. And arrogant in the middle of its wide valley, dominating those diligent sprawling suburbs, the downtown city sneers like anything.
For me, Vegas is a vacation from being overinhibited, in the highly overinhabited yet uninhabitable city of complete uninhibition.
In Vegas, I got into a long argument with the man at the roulette wheel over what I considered to be an odd number.
Las Vegas looks the way you'd imagine heaven must look at night.
Presidents and presidential assassins are like Las Vegas and Salt Lake City. Even though one city is all about sin and the other is all about salvation, they are identical, one-dimensional company towns built up by the sheer will of true believers.
It's hard to imagine a bigger desert oasis than Las Vegas.
Las Vegas is sort of like how God would do it if he had money.
In the case of an earthquake hitting Las Vegas, be sure to go straight to the Keno Lounge. Nothing ever gets hit there.
Las Vegas is the only town in the world whose skyline is made up neither of buildings, like New York, nor of trees, like Wilbraham, Massachusetts, but signs.