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Vacuums don't clean houses. People clean houses.

~ Everybody Loves Raymond

Author: Henry Fielding - Topic(s): Alcohol


“Let me advise you, Madam, leave off your damn'd adulterated water, your tea, and take to wine. It will paint your face better than vermilion, and put more honesty in your heart than all the sermons you can read.”

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