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For birth control, I rely on my personality.

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Author: Dave Barry - Topic(s): Television , Truth , Wisdom , World


“Another possible source of guidance for teenagers is television, but television's message has always been that the need for truth, wisdom and world peace pales by comparison with the need for a toothpaste that offers whiter teeth and fresher breath.”

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