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Author: Dave Barry - Topic(s): Politics

“The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management skills of celery. The Republicans, on the other hand, would know how to fix your tire, but they wouldn't bother to stop because they'd want to be on time for Ugly Pants Night at the country club.”

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