Every vice has its excuse ready.
~ Publilius Syrus
Stephen Leacock Quotes
Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.
It takes a good deal of physical courage to ride a horse. This, however, I have. I get it at about forty cents a flask, and take it as required.
Hockey captures the essence of Canadian experience in the New World. In a land so inescapably and inhospitably cold, hockey is the chance of life, and an affirmation that despite the deathly chill of winter we are alive.
Personally, I would sooner have written Alice in Wonderland than the whole Encyclopedia Britannica.