Our hearts are lamps for ever burning...
~ Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
Scott Adams Quotes
As network administrator I can take down the network with one keystroke. It's just like being a doctor but without getting gooky stuff on my paws.
On the fourth day of telecommuting, I realized that clothes are totally unnecessary.
If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.
And bring me a hard copy of the Internet so I can do some serious surfing.
Your Business clothes are naturally attracted to staining liquids. This attraction is strongest just before an important meeting.
I calculated the total time that humans have waited for web pages to load. It cancels out all the productivity gains of the information age. Sometimes I think the web is a big plot to keep people like me away from normal society.
Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.