Hope is but the dream of those who wake.
~ Matthew Prior
P.G. Wodehouse Quotes
There is only one cure for gray hair. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine.
It is a good rule in life never to apologize. The right sort of people do not want apologies, and the wrong sort take a mean advantage of them.
Alcohol is a misunderstood vitamin.
Unseen in the background, Fate was quietly slipping lead into the boxing-glove.
The cup of tea on arrival at a country house is a thing which, as a rule, I particularly enjoy. I like the crackling logs, the shaded lights, the scent of buttered toast, the general atmosphere of leisured coziness.
The least thing upset him on the links. He missed short putts because of the uproar of butterflies in the adjoining meadows.
A man's subconscious self is not the ideal companion. It lurks for the greater part of his life in some dark den of its own, hidden away, and emerges only to taunt and deride and increase the misery of a miserable hour.
Do men who have got all their marbles go swimming in lakes with their clothes on?
I'm not absolutely certain of the facts, but I rather fancy it's Shakespeare who says that it's always just when a fellow is feeling particularly braced with things in general that Fate sneaks up behind him with the bit of lead piping.
Cats as a class, have never completely got over the snootiness caused by that fact that in Ancient Egypt they were worshipped as gods.
The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of a gun.
"After all, golf is only a game," said Millicent. Women say these things without thinking. It does not mean that there is a kink in their character. They simply don't realise what they are saying.
Golf, like the measles, should be caught young, for, if postponed to riper years, the results may be serious.