Coloring outside the lines is a fine art.
~ Kim Nance
Laurence J. Peter Quotes
When you see yourself quoted in print and you're sorry you said it, it suddenly becomes a misquotation.
There is only one thing more painful than learning from experience, and that is not learning from experience.
You can always tell a real friend: when you've made a fool of yourself he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job.
The devil could change. He was once an angel and may be evolving still.
America is a land of taxation that was founded to avoid taxation.
There are two kinds of egotists: Those who admit it, and the rest of us.
Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away.
America is a country that doesn't know where it is going but is determined to set a speed record getting there.
Heredity is what sets the parents of a teenager wondering about each other.