We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time.
~ Vince Lombardi
Kin Hubbard Quotes
Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.
Some folks pay a compliment like they went down in their pocket for it.
The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.
Being an optimist after you've got everything you want doesn't count.
A fellow ought to save a few of the long evenings he spends with his girl till after they're married.
Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.
Who recalls when folks got along without something if it cost too much?
The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
We'd all like to vote for the best man, but he's never a candidate.
If some people didn't tell you, you'd never know they'd been away on a vacation.
If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest.
Don't knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while.
The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store.
A bad cold wouldn't be so annoying if it weren't for the advice of our friends.
Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
Whoever takes just plain ginger ale soon gets drowned out of the conversation.
When some folks agree with my opinions I begin to suspect I'm wrong.
Women seem to be all right on bargains till it comes to picking out a husband.