I shall seize fate by the throat.
~ Ludwig van Beethoven
Kin Hubbard Quotes
Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.
A fellow ought to save a few of the long evenings he spends with his girl till after they're married.
Who recalls when folks got along without something if it cost too much?
Some folks pay a compliment like they went down in their pocket for it.
Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.
A bad cold wouldn't be so annoying if it weren't for the advice of our friends.
If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest.
The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.
We'd all like to vote for the best man, but he's never a candidate.
Being an optimist after you've got everything you want doesn't count.
If some people didn't tell you, you'd never know they'd been away on a vacation.
Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store.
The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
Whoever takes just plain ginger ale soon gets drowned out of the conversation.
When some folks agree with my opinions I begin to suspect I'm wrong.
Don't knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while.
Women seem to be all right on bargains till it comes to picking out a husband.