We have them just where they want us.
~ James T. Kirk
Kin Hubbard Quotes
Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.
Some folks pay a compliment like they went down in their pocket for it.
A fellow ought to save a few of the long evenings he spends with his girl till after they're married.
Being an optimist after you've got everything you want doesn't count.
Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.
The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.
Who recalls when folks got along without something if it cost too much?
We'd all like to vote for the best man, but he's never a candidate.
If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest.
The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
A bad cold wouldn't be so annoying if it weren't for the advice of our friends.
Don't knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while.
The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store.
If some people didn't tell you, you'd never know they'd been away on a vacation.
Whoever takes just plain ginger ale soon gets drowned out of the conversation.
Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
When some folks agree with my opinions I begin to suspect I'm wrong.
Women seem to be all right on bargains till it comes to picking out a husband.