Fear is a darkroom where negatives develop.
~ Usman B. Asif
Jonathan Swift Quotes
War! that mad game the world so loves to play.
When men grow virtuous in their old age, they only make a sacrifice to God of the devil's leavings.
Promises and pie-crust are made to be broken.
Every man desires to live long, but no man would be old.
Laws are like cobwebs, which may catch small flies, but let wasps and hornets break through.
He was a bold man that first eat an oyster.
I must complain the cards are ill shuffled till I have a good hand.
When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him.
Complaint is the largest tribute heaven receives and the sincerest part of our devotion.
May you live all the days of your life.
Some people take more care to hide their wisdom than their folly.
Coffee makes us severe, and grave, and philosophical.
A lie is an excuse guarded.
I have always a sacred veneration for anyone I observe to be a little out of repair in his person, as supposing him either a poet or a philosopher.
For in reason, all government without the consent of the governed is the very definition of slavery.
Time is painted with a lock before, and bald behind, signifying thereby that we must take time by the forelock; for, when it is once past, there is no recalling it.