Seek truth and you will find a path.
~ Frank Slaughter
Joey Adams Quotes
If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all.
If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business.
Smack your child every day. If you don't know why - he does.
A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.
May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions.