Jealousy is the great exaggerator.
~ Johann Christoph Friedrich von Schiller
George Carlin Quotes
I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death.
Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
The caterpillar does all the work but the butterfly gets all the publicity.
And, of course, the funniest food of all, kumquats.
There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.
Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time.
Tonight's forecast: Dark. Continued dark tonight turning to partly light in the morning.
I put a dollar in one of those change machines. Nothing changed.
Baseball is the only major sport that appears backwards in a mirror.
If black boxes survive air crashes, why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?
Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong.
I like it when a flower or a little tuft of grass grows through a crack in the concrete. It's so... heroic.