I am not a glutton - I am an explorer of food.
~ Erma Bombeck
Franklin P. Jones Quotes
Untold suffering seldom is.
You're an old-timer if you can remember when setting the world on fire was a figure of speech.
Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job.
You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance.
Children are unpredictable. You never know what inconsistency they're going to catch you in next.
Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.
What makes resisting temptation difficult for many people is they don't want to discourage it completely.
Nothing makes it easier to resist temptation than a proper bringing-up, a sound set of values - and witnesses.
Perhaps nobody has changed the course of history as much as the historians.
Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid.
It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water.
A bargain is something you can't use at a price you can't resist.
You are what you eat. For example, if you eat garlic you're apt to be a hermit.
One thing you will probably remember well is any time you forgive and forget.