Efficiency is intelligent laziness.
~ David Dunham
Evan Esar Quotes
Walking isn't a lost art - one must, by some means, get to the garage.
Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space.
Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings.
A mathematician is a scientist who can figure out anything except such simple things as squaring the circle and trisecting an angle.
Public speaking is the art of diluting a two-minute idea with a two-hour vocabulary.