Big shots are only little shots who keep shooting.
~ Christopher Morley
Doug Larson Quotes
Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have preferred to talk.
If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles.
Wisdom is the quality that keeps you from getting into situations where you need it.
The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball.
Real elation is when you feel you could touch a star without standing on tiptoe.
Establishing goals is all right if you don't let them deprive you of interesting detours.
More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse.
People are living longer than ever before, a phenomenon undoubtedly made necessary by the 30-year mortgage.
Nostalgia is a file that removes the rough edges from the good old days.
Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.
A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself.
Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties.
The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it.
Some of the world's greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible.
Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.
Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush.
Few things are more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own.
Ice hockey is a form of disorderly conduct in which the score is kept.
For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work.
Few things are more delightful than grandchildren fighting over your lap.
If the English language made any sense, lackadaisical would have something to do with a shortage of flowers.
Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks.
The world is full of people looking for spectacular happiness while they snub contentment.
The idea that no one is perfect is a view most commonly held by people with no grandchildren.
A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows.