Tax complexity itself is a kind of tax.
~ Max Baucus
Bill Veeck Quotes
I believe in God, but I'm not too clear on the other details.
How can you be a sage if you're pretty? You can't get your wizard papers without wrinkles.
I try not to break the rules, but merely to test their elasticity.
This is a game to be savored, not gulped. There's time to discuss everything between pitches or between innings.
Baseball is almost the only orderly thing in a very unorderly world. If you get three strikes, even the best lawyer in the world can't get you off.
That's the true harbinger of spring, not crocuses or swallows returning to Capistrano, but the sound of a bat on a ball.
Baseball is the only game left for people. To play basketball, you have to be 7 feet 6 inches. To play football, you have to be the same width.
I have discovered in twenty years of moving around a ball park, that the knowledge of the game is usually in inverse proportion to the price of the seats.
It never ceases to amaze me how many of baseball's wounds are self-inflicted.
The season starts too early and finishes too late and there are too many games in between.