Red ice sells hockey tickets.
~ Bob Stewart
Bill Vaughan Quotes
A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works.
A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm.
In the game of life it's a good idea to have a few early losses, which relieves you of the pressure of trying to maintain an undefeated season.
If there is anything the nonconformist hates worse than a conformist it's another nonconformist who doesn't conform to the prevailing standards of nonconformity.
As a nation we are dedicated to keeping physically fit - and parking as close to the stadium as possible.
To err is human, to really foul things up requires a computer.
Man is the animal that intends to shoot himself out into interplanetary space, after having given up on the problem of an efficient way to get himself five miles to work and back each day.
It might be a good idea if the various countries of the world would occasionally swap history books, just to see what other people are doing with the same set of facts.
An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves.
A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election.
It would be nice if the poor were to get even half of the money that is spent in studying them.
People learn something every day, and a lot of times it's that what they learned the day before was wrong.