He lives most life whoever breathes most air.
~ Elizabeth Barrett Browning
Bill Cosby Quotes
Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it.
The serve was invented so that the net could play.
The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice.
For two people in a marriage to live together day after day is unquestionably the one miracle the Vatican has overlooked.
If a white man falls off a chair drunk, it's just a drunk. If a Negro does, it's the whole damn Negro race.
I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
Yes, having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.
Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home.
My eleven year old daughter mopes around the house all day waiting for her breasts to grow.
What is it about grandparents that is so lovely? I'd like to say that grandparents are God's gifts to children. And if they can but see, hear and feel what these people have to give, they can mature at a fast rate.
No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I'm not talking about the kids.
In spite of the six thousand manuals on child raising in the bookstores, child raising is still a dark continent and no one really knows anything. You just need a lot of love and luck - and, of course, courage.
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
A father... knows exactly what those boys at the mall have in their depraved little minds because he once owned such a depraved little mind himself.
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell, the name will carry.
Parents are not interested in justice; they are interested in quiet.