Oaths are the fossils of piety.
~ George Santayana
Ann Landers Quotes
Nobody ever drowned in his own sweat.
Love is friendship that has caught fire. It is quiet understanding, mutual confidence, sharing and forgiving. It is loyalty through good and bad times. It settles for less than perfection and makes allowances for human weaknesses.
No person who can read is ever successful at cleaning out an attic.
Blessed are they who hold lively conversations with the helplessly mute, for they shall be called dentists.
At every party there are two kinds of people - those who want to go home and those who don't. The trouble is, they are usually married to each other.
Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other.
Anyone who believes the competitive spirit in America is dead has never been in a supermarket when the cashier opens another checkout line.
The trouble with talking too fast is you may say something you haven't thought of yet.