An imaginary ailment is worse than a disease.
~ Yiddish Proverb
Agnes Repplier Quotes
Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals.
It is in his pleasure that a man really lives; it is from his leisure that he constructs the true fabric of self.
What monstrous absurdities and paradoxes have resisted whole batteries of serious arguments, and then crumbled swiftly into dust before the ringing death-knell of a laugh!
Our dogs will love and admire the meanest of us, and feed our colossal vanity with their uncritical homage.
Art... does not take kindly to facts, is helpless to grapple with theories, and is killed outright by a sermon.
What puzzles most of us are the things which have been left in the movies rather than the things which have been taken out.
A kitten is the most irresistible comedian in the world.
It is not easy to find happiness in ourselves, and it is not possible to find it elsewhere.
It is impossible for a lover of cats to banish these alert, gentle, and discriminating little friends, who give us just enough of their regard and complaisance to make us hunger for more.